Funny Indian E-Mails that I keep getting

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For your enjoyment, here are some of the funny e-mails that I keep getting from India: (I find it useful to imagine Apu Nahasapeemapetilon’s voice from the Simpsons as I read these – photo above courtesy of Wikipedia).

Hi,

I am Sammy, Business Development Manager for a IT Company based in India.We are specialize in Web/Mobile Application Development,if you are considering our company, We are a company based in India Serving our customer from more than 5 years with affordable price but high quality.

After your interest I would love to share more detail about our company with my company email address and we can discuss your business requirements in detail.Wondering if you have any such needs, if yes then please let me know, we will be glad to assist you.If possible please share your phone number where we can make a faster communication.

Kindly Regards,
Sammy Kacie
Business Development Manager.
sammykaciemob@gmail.com

Hi,

Greeting

If you are interested we want to Website Design and Development / Mobile Android & iPhone Apps Development your Website.With Latest Newly added features that might benefit the overall usability and user experience which usually leads to *better sales!We would be happy to execute SEO, Web Design and Development Projects for you.
We could lower that cost and not compromise on quality!
A waiting for your Positive Reply!

Kind Regards,
vikas singh
Business Development Manager
vikaswebdevelopment@gmail.com

Hi,

Greeting,

Hope you are doing well. I was surfing internet and find your email contact.

I act as a Business Development Executive for IT Company; I can share more detail and portfolios of my company in next email. if you seems interested.

We Deliver Following Services:

– Website Design and Development

– Static & Dynamic Website Design and Development

– E-commerce Website Development

– Responsive Website Design and Redesign

– Website Online Marketing: SEO,SMO,SEM

– Mobile Application Development – iOS, Android, Backberry

We have an in-house design and development team who can assist you in above services on reasonable cost with high quality deliverables.

Please contact us, if you are interested.

Kind Regards,
Graham Clark
Business Development Manager
grahamclark.techie2@gmail.com

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Name Micheal Beal
Email info@sprouturtrade.com
Subject Seo , Design , Development Services and much more..
Sent from (ip address): 122.162.195.226 ( abts-north-dynamic-226.195.162.122.airtelbroadband.in )

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Author: Anonymous

General Manager of Qingdao Saint John IT Co., Ltd.

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